E: Despacito Spider

E: Despacito Spider, or Despacito Spider for short, is a divine, wish-granting being with powers beyond understanding. It was originally a meme character created on Robloxian High School known for simply saying "despacito", and the meme was picked up by senok on a fateful 4th of July, then corrupting the entire board for a day.

Appearance
Despacito Spider's body is two Roblox heads stacked ontop of each other, its head being a yellow, vacantly smiling, front facing head, while its lower red head is upside down and on its side, but giving off the same smile. It also has eight spider legs underneath the second head, hence the name.

Personality
It's an unknowable being. It never says anything directly, what it wants you to know simply appears in your head. Its very straightforward, at least, but does go a bit on the verbose side.

Abilities
The Despacito Spider can be summoned using the E option on special occasions, as long as its not intruding on major events and the option doesn't forget to appear. It seems to have the ability to do anything it wants, similar to King Dedede, only likely in some way limited, as it's not a god.

Schedule
There are only certain days and events in which the E option can become avaliable. These include:


 * January 24th, Dorws' birthday
 * February 3rd, Dark Dorws' birthday
 * February 18th, the day the Dorws CYOA Reboot begun
 * March 9th, the day the Original Dorws CYOA begun
 * April 15th, senok's birthday
 * June 12th, the day senok made his first GameFAQs account
 * July 4th, the day the E: Despacito Spider meme was popularized
 * September 15th, the release date of Undertale
 * October 31st, Halloween, and the release date of Deltarune
 * December 25th, Christmas Day
 * Any plot event where it's required
 * Any time the CYOA hasn't been updated in 5 days or more

Trivia

 * E: Despacito Spider is the first strictly meme character in the Dorws CYOA
 * E: Despacito Spider is the first crossover character not native to the Kirby series, excluding cameos of Sans and Lancer.
 * E: Despacito Spider acts as a full, limitless custom option, referencing the origin of the E: part on GameFAQs being a CYOA custom option itself.
 * E: Despacito Spider first appears as a powerful, wish-granting being in this CYOA's predecessor, CYOA: Kirby tries to save everyone and stuff.
 * This also introduces it as the "linker of all CYOAs", which would explain why it exists across both of the two.